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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. | ||
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. | ||
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. | ||
4. A dog's parents never visit. | ||
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. | ||
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. | ||
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.. | ||
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. | ||
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" | ||
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. | ||
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. | ||
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. | ||
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. | ||
And last, but certainly not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. |